Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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