So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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