ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
The uberlube is also flammable
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
