I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
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All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
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you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
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