Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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