Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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