scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
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