Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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