seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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