just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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