I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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