Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
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