So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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