I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
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i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
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Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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