dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
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just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
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I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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