Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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