But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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