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She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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