Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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