We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
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all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
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Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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