wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Randomize
