He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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