I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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