I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
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It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
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I'm sobbing to NWA
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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