if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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