I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
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I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
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jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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