my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
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A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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