Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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