yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
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I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
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She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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