But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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