please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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