Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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