You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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