I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
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Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
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Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
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