I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
honey bunches of taint.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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