Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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