You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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