just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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