i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
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Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
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Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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