so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
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I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
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After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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