I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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