I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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