Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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