Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
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he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
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we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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