im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I'm always down for nudity.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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