I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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