what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
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At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
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Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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