You're so nebulous sometimes
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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