I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
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He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
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He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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