he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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