I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Hippo gnu deer
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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