bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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