the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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