I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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